{"id":14632,"date":"2023-02-08T09:24:54","date_gmt":"2023-02-08T12:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/?p=14632"},"modified":"2023-02-08T11:57:44","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T14:57:44","slug":"video-quer-se-lascar-va-veranear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/2023\/02\/08\/video-quer-se-lascar-va-veranear\/","title":{"rendered":"(V\u00eddeo) Quer se lascar? V\u00e1 veranear!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-opt-id=1171245747  fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"740\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:1024\/h:740\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_1448.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:1024\/h:740\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_1448.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:300\/h:217\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_1448.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:768\/h:555\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_1448.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:1242\/h:898\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/img_1448.jpg 1242w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Se Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tem amor pela sua fam\u00edlia, n\u00e3o t\u00e1 nem a\u00ed pra ela e quer expor ao perigo? Ent\u00e3o  leve ela para VERANEAR em uma praia escura, longe, sem policiamento sem seguran\u00e7a, sem prote\u00e7\u00e3o sem car\u00e1i nehum&#8230;.saiba que vc pode passar por um assalto a qualquer momento, \u00e9 uma quest\u00e3o de sorte, e a sua hora, e de sua fam\u00edlia de ficar cara cara com bandidos vai chegar. <br \/>Agora se voc\u00ea \u00e9 rico, e contrata uma equipe de  seguran\u00e7a armada 24 horas por dia, na frente e ao derredor  de sua casa, c\u00e2meras de seguran\u00e7a filmando em 4K sendo monitoradas por uma central, e helic\u00f3pteros fazendo rondas sobrevoando sua casa, a\u00ed t\u00e1 certo, pode ir . Do resto \u00e9 pedir pra se lascar!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"360\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 640 \/ 360;\" width=\"640\" controls src=\"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2023-02-08_090321_video.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Terror em GRACANDU, fam\u00edlia \u00e9 feita refen e presa no banheiro enquanto bandidos levam tudo, absolutamente tudo, carro, celulares, rel\u00f3gios, roupas, comidas&#8230;deixaram s\u00f3 a alvenaria. Em toda extens\u00e3o do litoral do RN est\u00e1 sem policiamento, e os bandidos sabem dessa incompet\u00eancia do estado e fazem a festa. Vou usar o slogan do governo do RN, O MELHOR VAI COME\u00c7AR. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[517],"tags":[1670,2229,2236,199,2543,2542],"class_list":["post-14632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aconteceu","tag-arrastao","tag-noticas-do-face","tag-noticas-no-face","tag-noticiasnoface","tag-se-lascar","tag-veranear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14632"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14636,"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14632\/revisions\/14636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}