{"id":20794,"date":"2023-12-13T11:46:05","date_gmt":"2023-12-13T14:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/?p=20794"},"modified":"2023-12-13T11:50:43","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T14:50:43","slug":"windows-confessa-que-o-casamento-acabou-pq-o-mangote-nao-subia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/2023\/12\/13\/windows-confessa-que-o-casamento-acabou-pq-o-mangote-nao-subia\/","title":{"rendered":"Windows confessa que o casamento acabou pq a madera naum invernizarra"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-opt-id=1802280726  fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:1024\/h:575\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/img_7022-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20793\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:1024\/h:575\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/img_7022-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:300\/h:168\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/img_7022-1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:768\/h:431\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/img_7022-1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:800\/h:450\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/img_7022-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:1152\/h:647\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/img_7022-1.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\ud83d\udea8WINDOWS XP 95: Whindersson Nunes fala o motivo do t\u00e9rmino do casamento com Lu\u00edsa Sonza:<br \/>&#8220;Voltei com a s\u00edndrome de que n\u00e3o merecia o que tinha, que a vida n\u00e3o fazia sentido. Usava droga. Eu estava meio perdido. N\u00e3o tinha mais aquela vontade. 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