{"id":9109,"date":"2022-06-13T22:39:05","date_gmt":"2022-06-14T01:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/?p=9109"},"modified":"2022-06-13T22:39:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-14T01:39:06","slug":"um-espirro-e-dois-peido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/index.php\/2022\/06\/13\/um-espirro-e-dois-peido\/","title":{"rendered":"Um espirro e dois peido!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-opt-id=66415505  fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_6343.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:600\/h:450\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_6343.jpg 600w, https:\/\/mlbfrsat7ahr.i.optimole.com\/w:300\/h:225\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/noticiasnoface.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/img_6343.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption>Os hospitais particulares de Natal acabaram de fechar as portas por super lota\u00e7\u00e3o. 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